The Diary of Horace Wimp

 
Late again today
He’d be in trouble though.
He’d say he was sorry.
He’d have to hurry out to the bus.
 
Horace was so sad
He never had a girl that
He could care for.
And if he was late once more he’d be out.
oh-oh
 
Chorus:
Don’t be afraid,
Just Knock on the door.
While he just stood there mumblin ‘n’ fumblin,
Then a voice from above
Said: Horace Wimp this is your life.
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life planned,
 
 
Horace met the girl.
She was small and she was very pretty.
He thought he was in love.
He was afraid.
oh-oh
 
Asked her for a date,
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening.
His head was reeling
When she said: Yes, okay.
 
Chorus
 
Horace this is it
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.
When she says gladly,
Horace cries,
Boo-hoo.
 
Everybody’s at the church
When Horace rushes in and says:
Now here come my wife,
For the rest of my life.
And she did.
 
Chorus:
Don’t be afraid,
Just knock on the door.
While he just stood there mumblin ‘n’ fumblin,
Then a voice from a above
Said: Horace Wimp this is your wife.
Go out and find your self a life.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned.
 
via ELO DAIRES OF HORACE WIMP LYRICS.
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